Archive for May, 2008

Fat Dinosty!!

Have you seen this yet!?

I heart Erin to the moon and back.

Wanna go buy horizontal striped shirts?

Platnum and the German Rapper

Another one from Miss Platnum! Appropriately titled “Marry Me”.
She makes me so happy.
And who knew rapping in German would be so effing sexxxxy???

Response for fat insults?

So, I’m working on a new video that presents responses to the typical insults fat people get tossed on a daily basis, and I can’t find the list I thought I had bookmarked.. 😦

Someone compiled a masterpiece and posted it on the internet a long long time ago, but I can’t seem to find it.
Does anyone else remember this?
Things like:
“You have such a pretty face…” “And this incredible ass, I know… I know.”
“Wow, you might want to keep your voice down. Everyone is going to find out what an asshole you are.”
“No, I’m not pregnant, but hey! The night is young…”
I’d love to have a slew to use.
How do you like to shut people up?

It worked!

A while ago, I blogged about the Fatshion Paradise that is the Fox Hills Mall. It’s a fat girl’s promised land that in November was lacking only in a Torrid.
And they put one in!!!
I’m moving to Culver City.
Also, like 3 or 4 years ago, I purchased this little navy bolero at Torrid that I proceeded to wear the shit out of. I was all weird and nervous when I bought it because I was paying full price, and it wasn’t even an entire shirt and and it didn’t even have buttons and and and. But I did it, and it basically turned out to be the best thing that ever happened to me.

(On the left). 😉
I wear it with dresses and tank tops and corsets and bustiers.. I wear it with bathing suits.. I can’t get enough of it.
So naturally, it’s faded beyond belief and kind of torqued and every single time I put it on I moan about how I wished I’d bought a spare when it was in the store.
I was seriously considering taking it to a dressmaker and having her pull it apart and make me 6 of them.
But now… Ladies and Gentlemen…
It has returned.

I don’t know if you understand how rare this is. Never ever ever ever everEVER have I seen a big chain bring back the EXACT SAME ITEM YEARS LATER.
I haven’t seen it in the flesh yet, but as soon as I do, I’m probably going to buy 2 black ones, and like 7 white ones so I can dye them every shade my little heart desires.
Oh Torrid, won’t you send me some free boleros?? (size 2)

i heart beth ditto

She is so so great.

ANOTHER fabulous article.

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