Tori Spelling does not photograph from the left.

That’s what she said yesterday at the photo shoot for the third season of Tori and Dean.
They told her to turn to her left and she said “Oh, I don’t photograph from that side.”
I thought that was sort of a prissy thing to say, but then I ran home to the internet, and I have to tell you, she knows what she’s talking about:
Exhibit A: Tori from the Right.

Exhibit B: Tori from the Left.

Fo Real.
Me and 8 guys and one other girl got paid to pretend to take pictures of them.
We had to stand behind a pretend velvet rope and cover our faces with our cameras and make sure the flashes were flashing. This is kind of what they looked like:

This is what I will look like:

Or

I wish it was this:

Other things I learned on Friday:
Tori’s husband is smoking hot. He is very tall in real life.
Tori’s baby is remarkably well behaved and her ancient pug dog wears a dress. Mimi also likes to lie down on the job. Mimi is the dog.

This is Mimi taking a walk.