Tori Spelling does not photograph from the left.

That’s what she said yesterday at the photo shoot for the third season of Tori and Dean.
They told her to turn to her left and she said “Oh, I don’t photograph from that side.”
I thought that was sort of a prissy thing to say, but then I ran home to the internet, and I have to tell you, she knows what she’s talking about:
Exhibit A: Tori from the Right.

Exhibit B: Tori from the Left.

Fo Real.
Me and 8 guys and one other girl got paid to pretend to take pictures of them.
We had to stand behind a pretend velvet rope and cover our faces with our cameras and make sure the flashes were flashing. This is kind of what they looked like:

This is what I will look like:

Or

I wish it was this:

Other things I learned on Friday:
Tori’s husband is smoking hot. He is very tall in real life.
Tori’s baby is remarkably well behaved and her ancient pug dog wears a dress. Mimi also likes to lie down on the job. Mimi is the dog.

This is Mimi taking a walk.

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7 Responses to “Tori Spelling does not photograph from the left.”


  1. 1 fillyjonk April 5, 2008 at 10:53 pm

    Someone should tell Tori that when she photographs from the right, she looks like a box of Popsicles melted all over her.

  2. 2 Shauna April 5, 2008 at 11:22 pm

    I don’t know, isn’t that more “from the bottom” than “from the left”?

    … of all the posts to stop lurking on. Oh well!

  3. 3 thoughtracer April 6, 2008 at 6:07 am

    That is so funny. I feel the same way – like I look better from one side than another.

  4. 4 NotDieting April 6, 2008 at 6:04 pm

    I think I’ll take Tori’s tip and hire a paparrazzi to start following me around, only from the left.

  5. 5 Jackie April 7, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    This reminds me of a Seinfeld episode, where Jerry dated a girl. She looked fabulous one way, but as soon as she turned the other way she looked awful! So he had to pretend that wasn’t happening in front of her.

  6. 6 Miss Plus America Elite June 20, 2008 at 12:14 pm

    Tori is so cute, but the girl knows her weakness!
    jenna..miss plus america elite

  7. 7 Jennifer August 4, 2009 at 8:54 pm

    Well, actresses have always done this. If you watch Claudette Colbert, she is only facing one way in every scene. She actually refused to work if it wasn’t that way.


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